Lennon: was a non-endorser

Clapton: doesnt play a Krappy

Elvis: No.

Joan Baez: No Dice

Hendrix: lefty models were unavailable

Johnny Cash: never got back to us

Keith: too busy snorting dads ashes

James Taylor: Krappy not his brand.

Eddie VH: Valerie wanted half.

Ace frehley: no interplanetary shipping

Yngwie malmsteen: too good for that.

YoYoMa: i'm a cellist, idiot!

Django Reinhardt: wanted a 2 string!

Buckethead: Krappys too weird.

Angus: highway to... HELL NO!

Frampton: Didnt feel like we do.

Jimmy Page: no quarter.

Stevie Ray: couldn't stand the weather.

Chet Atkins: no punk country.

Les Paul: his wah is Mahwah.

Joe Pass: i'll pass on that...